If you ever put your pecker where it’s not welcome, you can bet your sweet entitled ass, I will NOT be writing any letter to any judge telling him or her all the wonderful things I love about you. Let me be very clear about this. Do NOT put your penis, your hand, your finger,…
Get your mind out of the bedroom. This isn’t about what you’re thinking. It’s the second day of school and my youngest is already shooting off his mouth… Argh… Two emails in one day. Really? Can’t we go a whole week without your mouth getting you in trouble? Shocking. I know. A child of mine…
O. M. F. G. If only I could start and end the blog with OMFG. Enough said, right? My friends out there who have had one know exactly what I’m talking about. As a 46 year old woman, I should have just completed my 7th mammogram. Had I started at 40 when I was told…
Hmmm… Makes me wonder why I’m so blunt? Am I a just another Cee U Next Tuesday? Ummm. Yes. I said cunt. For the record, in ancient times, it was a title of respect for women. It used to be an honor. Now, it’s merely an expletive. Read Inga Muscio’s book, “Cunt: A Declaration of…
Finally. Sexual abuse of children is in the “Spotlight.” Yes. Pun intended. Watch. This. Movie. Any good movie should move you emotionally. A great movie will bring you to tears. “Spotlight” brought me to tears. No. I wasn’t abused by a priest. I’m not even Catholic. I grew up protestant. I had my own religious hypocrisy shoved…
Yep…when you vacation with your children and your ex, the only making out I did was with Alex. The dolphin. Ok. So, we didn’t exactly make out. And who names a dolphin, Alex, anyway? But it was my only kiss was at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas. “Did you give tongue to the dolphin,…
What’s worse? Getting busted doing it by your parents (or your boyfriend’s parents for that matter)? Or your kids? I’ve been busted by both. Nothing like getting busted by your boyfriend’s parents while sneaking into their house through their pint sized doggie door. Yes. That happened to me in high school. Beyond embarrassing. And I…
Day one of this honest, sardonic and eye opening blog… Not for the faint of heart…. Warning: Let the lighthearted beware….I have a mouth…errr…an unfiltered one…so you may want a drink while reading this… Why Jesus? Why Divorce? Why Over Forty? And why the hell would you combine the three???? 1970 Something… Ever since I…