do not settle for less
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Have Some Pride…

Let me be very clear.  I am NOT for sale.  And yes.  That is an Olan Mills portrait.  You remember those?  You couldn’t hit more 80’s than that!  Oh, that horrid fake bookshelf background.  No comments on my wings nor the poorly tied bow I’m wearing.   It’s embarrassing enough.  Truth be told,  everything in that picture is fake.   The picture is…

A Liar, A Stalking Ex, and A Range Rover
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A Liar, A Stalking Ex, and A Range Rover

Honest to a fault.   So, I’ve been told.    Ok.  We all lie.  But a liar I am not.  People tell me they enjoy my writing.  I’m not so sure they enjoy my actual writing.   It’s more the shock value in its content.  Wish I was creative and could fabricate these fabulous stories.  But I can’t.   I…

Getting Busted by my parents and NOW my kids
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Getting Busted by my parents and NOW my kids…

What’s worse? Getting busted doing it by your parents (or your boyfriend’s parents for that matter)? Or your kids? I’ve been busted by both. Nothing like getting busted by your boyfriend’s parents while sneaking into their house through their pint sized doggie door. Yes. That happened to me in high school. Beyond embarrassing. And I…