Parenting Post Divorce
Kids just want you both in their life. Do it. For them. Not you. This picture is our older daughter at her championship basketball game a few years back. I always wanted a pic with me and both my parents. Never happened. They were both selfish f*cks. You decide…IF, and I mean if divorce is…
Have you ever been “shhh’d” before? I have. Perhaps, it’s my big mouth. Even at its lowest octave level, it can be loud. I suppose all of us have been “shhh’d” many times. In the library. At church. In class. And most recently, at my daughter’s 8th grade basketball game. Yes. I said basketball and not…
I love you, Richard, but if you ever put your pecker where it’s not welcome, you can bet your sweet entitled ass, I will NOT be writing any letter to any judge telling him or her all the wonderful things I love about you. Let me be very clear about this. Do NOT put your…
How many times have we heard, “the sky’s the limit”? According to the President of Embry Riddle Aeronautical University in Daytona Beach, Florida, the sky is not the limit. Hmmm… That was the sales pitch we got a year ago when looking for schools for my son, Richard. Sold. How can you beat that pitch?…
If you ever put your pecker where it’s not welcome, you can bet your sweet entitled ass, I will NOT be writing any letter to any judge telling him or her all the wonderful things I love about you. Let me be very clear about this. Do NOT put your penis, your hand, your finger,…
Get your mind out of the bedroom. This isn’t about what you’re thinking. It’s the second day of school and my youngest is already shooting off his mouth… Argh… Two emails in one day. Really? Can’t we go a whole week without your mouth getting you in trouble? Shocking. I know. A child of mine…
Hmmm… Makes me wonder why I’m so blunt? Am I a just another Cee U Next Tuesday? Ummm. Yes. I said cunt. For the record, in ancient times, it was a title of respect for women. It used to be an honor. Now, it’s merely an expletive. Read Inga Muscio’s book, “Cunt: A Declaration of…
What’s worse? Getting busted doing it by your parents (or your boyfriend’s parents for that matter)? Or your kids? I’ve been busted by both. Nothing like getting busted by your boyfriend’s parents while sneaking into their house through their pint sized doggie door. Yes. That happened to me in high school. Beyond embarrassing. And I…