Successful Divorce rules
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The 10 Rules for a Successful Divorce (According to my Kids)

Kids just want you both in their life.  Do it.  For them.  Not you.  This picture is our older daughter at her championship basketball game a few years back.  I always wanted a pic with me and both my parents.  Never happened.  They were both selfish f*cks. You decide…IF, and I mean if divorce is…

Vacationing with your ex and making out with dolphins
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Vacationing with your ex and making out with dolphins…

Yep…when you vacation with your children and your ex, the only making out I did was with Alex. The dolphin. Ok. So, we didn’t exactly make out. And who names a dolphin, Alex, anyway? But it was my only kiss was at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas. “Did you give tongue to the dolphin,…