A Polygamist…A Prophet…10,000 Believers

A Polygamist…A Prophet…10,000 Believers

And, here I thought my tri-fecta of fuckedupness took the cake… I’m not a Mormon nor do I claim to even know 10% of that religion. All I’ve ever heard is they have their sealed marriage ceremonies, their secret handshakes and passwords. Sealed together for all time and eternity. Sounds bizarre to me. The closest…

From Spokesman to Prison Bitch
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From Spokesman to Prison Bitch

What a sick f*ck! Soooo…with his excellent experience of being a national spokesman, I’ve decided his new job should be the “National Spokesman for Pedophiles Who Now Take It Up The Ass”! Yes, Jared, you will now be somebody’s bitch in prison. You will inevitably take it up the ass! I wonder what the Vegas…